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Q: What do you call a bee that keeps trying to get into Australian Idol but can't sing?
A: A Wanna bee!

Q: Who is the bees' favourite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favourite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What is the bees favourite film?
A: The Sting!

Q: what did the bee say to his mate who wanted to come to his party dressed like a cube
A: Be there and bee square!

Q: What does a bee say before it stings you?
A: This is going to hurt me a lot more than it hurts you!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: What kind of bees always drop things?
A: A fumble bee!

Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!

Q: What do bees do if they want to use public transport?
A: Wait at a buzz stop!

Q: What is a baby bee?
A: A little humbug!