Q: What is a polygon?
A: A dead parrot!
Q: What do you get if you cross a duck with a firework?
A: A firequaker!
Q: When is the best time to buy budgies?
A: When they're going cheap!
Q: What do parrots eat?
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: Which bird is always out of breath?
A: A puffin!
Q: What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark?
A: A bird that will talk you ear off!
Q: What do you call a crate of ducks?
A: A box of quackers!