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Q: What do you call an ant that skips school?
A: A truant!
Q: What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
A: All sorts of antics!
: Who is the bees' favourite singer?
Q: Who is the bees favourite pop group?
A: The bee gees!
Q: What do you give a sick bird?
Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!
Q: What's the worst kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!
Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!
Here is more great kids jokes!