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Kids Jokes

KIR is going to build a huge list of great kids jokes and funny stories, here is a small sample!

Ant Jokes!

Q: What do you call an ant that skips school?
A: A truant!

Q: What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
A: All sorts of antics!

Bee Jokes

: Who is the bees' favourite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favourite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Bird Jokes

Q: What do you give a sick bird?
A: Tweetment!

Q: What's another name for a clever duck?
A: A wise quacker!

Cat Jokes

Q: What's the worst kind of cat to have?
A: A catastrophe!

Q: Who was the most powerful cat in China?
A: Chairman Miaow!

Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?
A: A cat-a-logue!

Here is more great kids jokes!