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The people are not to be disarmed of their weapons. They are left in full possession of them. ZACHARIA JOHNSON, 3 Elliot, Debates at 646.
Comment by elf-skinned water — July 19, 2007 @ 4:18 amThe abdomen, the chest, and the brain will forever be shut from the intrusion of the wise and humane surgeon. Sir John Eric Ericksen, British surgeon, appointed Surgeon-Extraordinary to Queen Victoria 1873.
Comment by bat-fowling grief — July 19, 2007 @ 9:57 pmAnd what country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time, that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms… The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time, with the blood of patriots and tyrants. THOMAS JEFFERSON, letter to William S. Smith, 1787, in S. Padover (Ed.), Jefferson, On Democracy (1939), p. 20.
Comment by Sarcastic cow — August 20, 2007 @ 5:06 pmI’m Jewish I don’t work out If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor — Joan Rivers
Comment by rump-fed basket — September 7, 2007 @ 10:51 pmIt’s impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune — Woody Allen
Comment by puny layer — September 7, 2007 @ 11:11 pmMan has no right to kill his brother It is no excuse that he does so in uniform: he only adds the infamy of servitude to the crime of murder — Percy Bysshe Shelley
Comment by Quiet college — September 10, 2007 @ 2:38 amm
How can I believe in God when just last week I got my tongue caught in the roller of an electric typewriter? — Woody Allen
Comment by surly referendum — September 10, 2007 @ 2:48 amo
Besides the advantage of being armed, which the Americans possess over the people of almost every other nation… Notwithstanding the military establishments in the several kingdoms of Europe, which are carried as far as the public resources will bear, the governments are afraid to trust the people with arms. JAMES MADISON, Federalist Papers, #46.
I admire the Pope I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour without an album — Rita Rudner
The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently — Friedrich Nietzsche
Comment by imperative rapture — February 20, 2008 @ 5:19 pmThe internet is not something you just dump something on It’s not a truck It’s a series of tubes! — Sen Ted Stevens, chairman of the United States Senate Committee on Commerce, Science and Transportation
And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected — Spike Milligan
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit — Aristotle (384 BC-322 BC)
It’s impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune — Woody Allen
Comment by unfitting keeper — February 21, 2008 @ 1:35 amPoliticians are like diapers They should be changed often, and for the same reason — Anonymous